{"id":16262,"date":"2026-03-14T19:11:55","date_gmt":"2026-03-14T19:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/?p=16262"},"modified":"2026-03-14T19:11:55","modified_gmt":"2026-03-14T19:11:55","slug":"its-time-to-get-divorced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/2026\/03\/14\/its-time-to-get-divorced\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cIT\u2019S TIME TO GET DIVORCED.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ON OUR ANNIVERSARY, MY HUSBAND LEFT FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING &amp; I RECEIVED A CAKE THAT SAID, \u201cIT\u2019S TIME TO GET DIVORCED.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It was our first wedding anniversary. Thomas and I had an amazing year together, and I wanted to make the night unforgettable. I spent two weeks planning everything\u2014the perfect dinner, the gift he always wanted, and I picked out a dress that made me feel stunning.<\/p>\n<p>As I was lighting the last candle, my phone rang. It was Thomas.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey darling, I\u2019m so sorry\u2026 I have to fly out for an emergency meeting. We\u2019ll celebrate when I\u2019m back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I held back my disappointment and said, \u201cOf course, honey.\u201d Then I just sat on the couch, staring at the table I set for two.<\/p>\n<p>A knock at the door pulled me out of it. It was a courier.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnna? Delivery for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He handed me a beautiful box. My heart lifted\u2014I thought Thomas had planned a surprise after all.<\/p>\n<p>I opened the box, saw a cake\u2026 and nearly dropped it.<\/p>\n<p>Continued on next page<\/p>\n<p>For complete cooking times, go to the next page or click the Open button (&gt;), and don&#8217;t forget to SHARE with your Facebook friends.<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Written in icing: \u201cIt\u2019s Time to Get Divorced.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Before I could even react, my phone rang again<\/p>\n<p>The caller ID flashed, and it was Thomas. My hand was shaking as I answered. I didn\u2019t know what to say. Was this his cruel way of breaking the news?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnna, thank God! Did you get the delivery? Please tell me you got the cake.\u201d His voice was frantic, not like someone about to get a divorce.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThomas\u2026 I got a cake,\u201d I said, my voice barely a whisper. \u201cAnd it says\u2026\u201d I couldn\u2019t bring myself to say the words.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? What does it say? There\u2019s been a mix-up! It was supposed to be a surprise from me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My heart was pounding. \u201cIt says\u2026 \u2018It\u2019s Time to Get Divorced.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There was a long silence on the other end, and then a strangled, half-choked laugh. \u201cNo. Oh my God, no! That was not for you. That was for Sarah. My business partner, Sarah! Her husband just moved out, and I ordered a \u2018joke\u2019 cake for her.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I slumped onto the couch, relief washing over me so completely that I felt dizzy.<\/p>\n<p>Thomas continued, his voice now a little more composed. \u201cI ordered two cakes from the same place and the same courier company. One was for you\u2014a classic red velvet that was supposed to say \u2018Happy First Anniversary, My Love.\u2019 The other was for Sarah, a chocolate one with the joke message. The courier must have mixed them up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut\u2026 the emergency meeting?\u201d I asked, looking down at my perfect dress.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere is no emergency meeting. I\u2019m at the airport right now, about to get on a plane to Miami. I was going to surprise you with a long weekend trip. I even booked a beautiful hotel on the beach. I had a whole plan, Anna. And now\u2026 now I have to figure out how to get to your house and then to the airport to catch our flight, so we can celebrate for real.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the cake on the counter. The cruel message now seemed absurdly funny. It was a testament to the chaotic, silly, and wonderful first year we had together.<\/p>\n<p>Continued on next page<\/p>\n<p>For complete cooking times, go to the next page or click the Open button (&gt;), and don&#8217;t forget to SHARE with your Facebook friends.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00ab Previous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ON OUR ANNIVERSARY, MY HUSBAND LEFT FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING &amp; I RECEIVED A CAKE THAT SAID, \u201cIT\u2019S TIME TO&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16264,"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16262\/revisions\/16264"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quick--recipes.milaf.ma\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}